By two dweebs with no self esteem or dignity

• Why girls don’t want to jump us.
• Whether Ray Charles is really blind or just a really good actor.
• Is the Pope actually Catholic, or is he just a lonely old man who wants attention?
• What if my head exploded, and nothing came out but Jello and old copies of Newsweek.

• Is Ferdinand Marcos really ill, or is he just a really good actor?
• What is sugar actually made of?
• Does Christie Brinkley have pipe dreams about me too?
• Hypothetically, do you think that workers that work in a dirty, smelly environment for just a tiny bit above minimum wage really give a flying fig about quality control?
• Does Mikhail Gorbachev really believe in Glasnost, or is he just a lonely old man who wants attention?