By E.C. Nal

Okay, let’s go jaywalk. I wanna rob a bank. Let’s steal some old lady’s purse. No, better yet, let’s bomb Barre. We could always shoot down the governor, or just cruise around and shoot people on the highway. If we got bored at that we could always sell some pot. Wait, that’s not illegal enough. Gimme some crack — it’s goin’ on sale today.

Make someone commit suicide. Let’s go to court and lie under oath. Let’s go to the South Bronx and join a gang. I wanna break into the 7-11 and take the whole $50 they have in the register after midnight. Better yet, we’ll just kill everyone in the place except for a babe, and hold her hostage. We won’t give in ’til we get what’s comin’ to us. We’ll activate flamethrowers and kill us and them if it has to be done. We’ll stop at nothing – destruction is the goal.

Let’s go drive at 160.4 mph and dust a cop or two. Then well voluntarily go to jail just so we can break out. That’ll be cool. I have an idea – we can hijack a plane and give everyone heart attacks. Or, best of all, we could just ride our bikes and skateboards in front of the gas station.  Yeah, that’s it.