claws and jaws, teeth and claws
the snegul leaves its hole
the world is spinning as its toy
the beast looks like a little boy
the crow calls caw, mouse goes meow
the moon is lunch, the suns dessert
the day is passing, while standing still
the desks are chairs, the chairs are
books the trees are leaves, I hope you do
for as I says, a dog goes moo

A cardboard car, with stick shift wheels
close is far, far is close.
and knives are hooked as lollipops
tootsie rolls are allergy shots
beards grow from grampy’s toes
and toenails come from a garden hose
plastic bags are used as pens
milk cartons open at both ends
day is night, and elephants bark,
eggs and toast, with quaker oil, and
this is the end of my worthless tale